1. Glamour Paris. “Do you remember what the pleasure it was to have water procedures in a deep childhood? This sweet vibro-duckling will not only return forgotten feelings but also will give a piquancy and voluptuousness to all this.”
F*$#k! I have the same one, only without piercing in its mouth and without vibro-functions. Should I put it somewhere? To someone? Now this glamour Paris will also f*$#k ladies.
2. The Bone. “Perfect device for love designed by famous Britain designer Tom Dickson. Bone has a shape of an ancient symbol of fertility and wealth. It will please you with the vibro-parts effectively!”
Guys! I’ve been mistaken for whole my life that this thing helps you to put in shoes on your stinky heels.
3. Masturbation kit. It is a poly-functional stuff. If you are having sex – use it. If you are cooking in the kitchen – use it. If you are having sex while cooking in the kitchen – use it.
Enjoy it!

Cone is the sexiest ever geometrical figure!

Once I saw this stuff I couldn't sleep anymore.
What is it done for - I asked myself every night.
Where should I put this?
It was more likely to drop it away but I didn't knock this off.
And only this morning I found the answer to my questions (must say that the answer was as complicated as a question).
So, my dear class, what do you know about the cone?
I see.
And what do you know about the vibro-cone?
B-I-N-G-O!
We know nothing. Here some pictures that will explain you how to you this stuff.

Let's talk about the New Year TOYS

Yap! Something went wrong and now I can't write about something else except holidays. It is probably my deep wish to have a pretty nice rest.
Anyway, let me show you something that is definitely a toy and definitely sexy, thus it is not similar to usual ones.
These toys will decorate any new-year tree and will help you to spend your time the best way you can!

Dildo do it!

The most expansive dildo nowadays is the one, which was given to Victoria by his hubby David Backham. It has 10 diamonds and costs $2 million.
1. If you are an exotic-fancier this thing is definitely made for you! Ripe juicy exotic fruit-dildo will please you with the hundreds of tentacles. It inclines his head before your ass’s beauty.
2. Fantastic toy “shrew” that looks like a tiny animal that penetrates to the bowels of the earth to find a treasures and good fossils.
3. This flower with the dick-shaped stamen will impress you not only with it’s rubber-burn smell but also with it’s natural beauty.
4. The last one is a rocket-penis. I must say that this is a luckiest and one of the biggest penis in the world. I won’t explain why it is considered to be the biggest. I will tell you, why is it so lucky. How many of you will see the outer space and the Moon? I guess rare ones.
5. And the biggest dick is my neighbor. (!!!!) I won’t put his photo here but I will write about this! So please, pay attention to the fact, that THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE WORLD IS MY NEIGHBOR!
Good buy, my dear friends.

Pussy's decoration

This thread will be more for your ladies then for you. Be careful.

There will be Halloween soon and we've got a new suit for your lady!

You don't like muff-divers? We know how to change your attitude - nipple-rings and clitoral-bracelets.

And for the full picture we can suggest you a pony tail. It is pretty easy in usage - just put it in your ass. Two in one: plesure and beauty.

Happy Halloween!

Sorry for this long brake dears. I had some things to do.
Yap! I had a test-drive here and want to share with you my impressions.
Today I collected toys which are most likely to be given as a present to 12-years old girls!
Let's see what do we have here:
1. Handcuffs made of plastic! Just look on this design! Terrific! It also glows in the dark! If only not that booby lady printed in the left corner, I would buy it for my younger cousin to play "The Police-woman".
2. Love Star Wars? Want to feel yourself a Jedi Master at least once in your life? This thing is made for YOU! A Penis sleeve! Just put it on and go fight to the death!
3. Do you really think that this silicon black buddy looks pretty simple? Don't be mistaken! It's not so easy. It is a new-designed waterproof one! So if you are going to dive deeply (my little muff-divers) keep it near by.
4. This collection of rings can be easily confused with the hair-pins! Judge yourself!

What's in your bag?

Guys I have found a rather fun stuff.
It is for the ladies I guess, anyway, who knows.
Susan Klein designed sex-bags which will help you to avoid loneliness in public conveyances.
This device has some surprises for you. Every bag has its build dildo! And also these bags may satisfy YOU! They have very interesting holes.
Enjoy it!