Guys!! I have never seen this stuff before! I swear! PERVERT-sexual TOYS!

I always thought that nothing can confuse my loyalty. But this stuff really blasted out the platform of my brain! So now I am sitting and trying to gather at least one simple thought among these ruins! Guys, I really wanted to tell you about the “Benua-balls” today. But…
# 1 Have you ever thought about the sexual health of your pet? Maybe it has a depression because of the sexual insufficiency?! That’s ok now! Titans of the World-Wide-Problems-Soviet have found the salvation of this issue of the day. You don’t have to build puppet-nursery for your minion’s kids now! You don’t have to place ads about the “FREE PUPPIES FOR GOOD HANDS”. Why?! We have SEX-DOLL-FOR-DOGS now! # 2 Are you a real rocker?! Yeah, leather biker jacket, Harley Davidson, bald-head framed with the rich beard, is that about you?! You are not cool enough yet! The last stuff you need is a pierced pussy!
#3 Riding a bicycle? Love sex? Why not together?!
#4 And the last one, babies! Do you love ladies feet? Do you love them as much as I do?! Anyway, these guys knocked off my spots! He Apogee of apotheosis! Here it comes! Standing ovations, please!
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Elastic pussies say "Mew"

Guys, you won’t believe this! Politics has a deal with the sex-industry! With the aim to avoid abasement of national minority they’ve investigated AFRO-AMERICAN PUSSY! Well, I don’t know actually whether it is an Afro-American or Indian or sun-tanned pussy. Anyway, from this point your imagination starts surfing.
Also I want to introduce you a light variant for those, who loves discos and LSD. Men and Gentlemen here it goes The Purple pussy with glittering. And when you smash it, it makes “They saying digi digi digi digi ya they say oh”.
And the last hit of our panoptic is the pussy of two Siamese-Lesbos-twins.
Guys! This is amazing! The only one problem is that every time I see myself with this stuff in my cock I it calls to my mind the movie “Alien”. Even have no idea why.

All you always wanted to ask about the cock-ring my little deviant shy friends

Here it is! The salvation of all your problems! Sexual savior! Extender of your modest imagination! Men and gentlemen! Greet it with cheers, please. Theeeeeeeeeee cock-ring.
Pros:
- If you place this stuff under your balls you will get an unbelievable orgasm.
- If you will put up the lug behind the penis your girlfriend will get an unbelievable orgasm.
- With the help of vibration your erection will be stronger and longer.
- You may use it as a chicken-egg holder (if worst comes to worst).
- You also may use it as a rattle. Children won’t get the difference. (But be careful with the too curious neighbors).
Cons:
- The diameter of the ring varies in a little way. They DO NOT cut out a pattern of your penis.
- Your horn may stick there and you will not get an unbelievable orgasm then.

Let's talk about Poppers!

Yeah, baby! Today's morning was pretty-sweet. I have tested a popper.
What the stuff is? It is a little bottle with the ether. Once inhaled (sniffed through the nose), the effects are virtually immediate and last for two to four minutes. There is a 'rush' as blood vessels enlarge, heartbeat quickens and blood rushes to the brain causing a warm, blushing sensation. It makes an illusion that orgasm lasts longer and brighter.
The bottle with 9 ml of poppers blows away in 1,5 hours.

Cons:
- DO NOT use poppers with other sexual stimulators like Viagra. It may lead to death!
- DO NOT drink it. Keep away from mouth, nose and eyes.
- Evidence has shown that some of the infections associated with HIV may be more likely to occur if people use poppers heavily and there may a decrease in levels of blood cells needed to fight infection.

No matter what sex you like remember that it should be a safe one.

G-spot stimulator

As there was written in Chuk Palahniuk's book "Asphyxia" in 70th some people were experimenting with improvised means with the aim to make sexual feelings brighter. We all know what it turned out to be... (rubber dolls that stuck in anal, injuries after the "improper" usage of vacuum cleaners that were unpredictably supplied with the steel and sharp nozzles to reduce to fragments all the rubbish etc.).To prevent these “unpleasant” experiences I want to start»educational» courses that will help me too :-)

So I guess everybody heard about the G-spot. There is a device to stimulate it. Ladies and Gents here it is a G-spot stimulator. They say that it helpes to feel the brightest ever orgasm. Well, I didn't try. Ladies first. Here what it looks like.

I would like to know your opinion about this device.

The SOFT theme

I want to start this blog with something soft and sweet. I think we will have enough time to extend our knowledge in aspect of adult-toys.
The reason why I am here is hidden in my ignorance in some questions of usage. Well, hope we will help each other to become more educated in art of sex.
Best wishes
Platon