пятница, 18 сентября 2009 г.

Pumps or "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"






Well, the story is not only about pumps but any other means of extensions. If your girl doesn’t feel you horn while loving, fight for it!
The most popular one is a penis pump. It seems if you and your penis pump ever make the news it will be because of bad things. For instance a scan of all of last years news around penis pumps in Google news search for 2008 was about a judge that used one on the bench, another guy who said his was a bomb at an air port because he was to embarrassed to own up to it in front of his mom, and some other guy that stole one from a store. The one thing they all have in common is they all went to jail and it was all bad news around penis pumps. So please think does it worth it?
Here we have also expanders. Yeah! You have a new device now! Everybody in a gym will envy you. But you have to be ready to be on the ball when all your sport-colleagues will round you to touch the swell. That’s why you should practice at home first; you can call your friend for the help.
And the last stuff is a weight. Ok. Take a 5 kg weight, bind it around your penis tightly… kidding! This is the most traumatic way of extension. But…if your girl doesn’t feel you horn while loving, fight for it or…change a girl.

5 комментариев:

  1. i think that not many men can confess they use such things. They look rather scary. lol! Are you sure they can not be dangerous in some way for a penis?

    ОтветитьУдалить
  2. Everything might be dangerous I say! It is only you have to use it with your brains. And penis, of course.

    ОтветитьУдалить
  3. To me using these things is dangerous! What a pleasure can you get form it?!!!

    ОтветитьУдалить
  4. Interesting thing! maybe if you have such a thing at home you will not need a girlfriend at all?

    ОтветитьУдалить
  5. or you will not need your dick at all after these pumps
    lol

    ОтветитьУдалить