среда, 14 октября 2009 г.




1. Glamour Paris. “Do you remember what the pleasure it was to have water procedures in a deep childhood? This sweet vibro-duckling will not only return forgotten feelings but also will give a piquancy and voluptuousness to all this.”
F*$#k! I have the same one, only without piercing in its mouth and without vibro-functions. Should I put it somewhere? To someone? Now this glamour Paris will also f*$#k ladies.
2. The Bone. “Perfect device for love designed by famous Britain designer Tom Dickson. Bone has a shape of an ancient symbol of fertility and wealth. It will please you with the vibro-parts effectively!”
Guys! I’ve been mistaken for whole my life that this thing helps you to put in shoes on your stinky heels.
3. Masturbation kit. It is a poly-functional stuff. If you are having sex – use it. If you are cooking in the kitchen – use it. If you are having sex while cooking in the kitchen – use it.
Enjoy it!

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